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Santa: Courier or Communist

The Festive season comes but once a year, a time for overindulgence, peace and harmony, goodwill too all men, and, if your that way inclined, religion. But it all leads up to that special time on the 25th December when the Father Christmas comes down the chimney to spread cheer to the little ones with gifts. A harmless yearly tradition, or is it? Some speculate that Mr. Claus is not all the jolly, happy man that he appears to be, no, evidence that has been staring the world in the face for a long time suggests that is not just a slightly overweight international courier after all, but a communist!
Let’s look at the facts, communi

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Fuck ChavYeah mon, my life is getting well fucked up like. The 50 Cent CD is out this weekend but I’ve been banned from Asda for shoplifting. My teacher put me in detention for smoking again. Even though there iz bears of smokers in the school. I wish I could just join the Romford Massive. I can’t get a woman to even look at me and I’m gay? They iz like all over me when you’re not looking. Ever heard of a prostitute? I tried to buy a knife yesterday, but the man said I should get a life, and I totally went sick on ‘im. Now im in a jail cell or something
For the past few years we've seen you around pretentious 10 year olds taki Fuck Chav
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The Political Spectrum TestThis is a simple test to determine what political afflictions a young child has, to perform this test, you will need some very specific tools including:
A child Sweets A Starving Ethiopian (a starving Nigerian will suffice of there is an Ethiopian shortage)

Procedure:
Give the test child the sweets; let the greedy barstard gorge on them before placing the starving African next to him/her. If the child:
Keeps the sweets for itself – it’s a conservative/republican Gives all the sweets to the African – it’s a labour/democrat Gives some of the sweets away – it’s a The Political Spectrum Test
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Holy CrapWar, hate, terrorism – all things that make the world a worse place all share a common factor, a root to their existence: Religion.
Religion started out as a way of describing the indescribable and to keep people in their place.
But to find out where religion originally started, we have to go back to the very essence of the human psyche. We have a primal need know all there is to know about our environment, it is our natural survival technique – know all we can about our habitat and harness it to aid our continuing survival. It’s called intelligence and is what separates us from animals.
However, where some th Holy Crap
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Pie
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Current Residence: Somewhere in the UK
Interests: Business, Money, Computers, The Ladies, War
Favourite movie: Pie (Coming Soon to DVD)
Favourite band or musician: The genius who wrote 'Fuck Chav', wait, that’s me
Operating System: Windows XP Pro
MP3 player of choice: I-Bead 1000
Favourite game: Driv3r, Resident Evil
Favourite gaming platform: Xbox, Gamecube
Favourite cartoon character: Cartman (we have so much in common)
Personal Quote: I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally
Tools of the Trade: 1000 Monkeys at 1000 Easels

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~LittleRachie Apr 24, 2006, 3:36:25 AM

There once was a boy named Christian,
Who almost won an billion,
He lost it down a drain,
Never to see the billion again,
He felt like a pratt he went to Darwin!

Don't ask why! :s

~Cepheus0 Apr 26, 2006, 6:55:26 AM

You're nuts

~LittleRachie Apr 26, 2006, 1:16:20 PM

Iam!lol It is stated in my medical records if you need proof

~Cepheus0 Apr 26, 2006, 5:54:17 PM

dw, just being around you is proof enough lol

~LittleRachie Feb 7, 2006, 1:09:52 AM

Thanks for the watch mattie who makes fun of Dom!

~Ross911 Feb 1, 2006, 12:56:06 PM

Thanks for the watch laddie

--
'Falling out of aeroplanes and hiding out in holes
Waiting for the sunset to come, people going home
Jump back from behind them and shoot them in the head
Now everybody dancing the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead,
the dance of the dead'